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Link of the Moment:
Subversive Cross Stitch

A great present for Grandma!

 

 

 

Tidbit/Quote of the Moment:
Fake News: 1 Real News: 0

"You know what's interesting, though? You're just a big a dick on my show as you are on any show!" Jon Stewart to Tucker Carlson, on Crossfire.

 

 

 

 
We're just getting started with this dashing crew of swashbucklers, expect more soon.

Barth: Captain- The man in charge of the Sea Monkeys, and the HS Barnacle.
Cornelius: Navigator- Mayhaps the smartest member of the crew, which is probably why he's navigator. Under-appreciated and blamed for most everything,
Sinny: Deckhand- Swabbing the deck, cleaning the (empty) gun wales, manning the rigging; these are the jobs that Sinny is assigned. But hey, he's a skeleton, what does he care, right? An immature one, at that. But "in a good way." So he says, and so people choose not to believe.




HS Barnacle: Ah, the Sea Monkeys' hardy ship. Not a ship on the Seven Seas has been through more battles, storms, and assorted hardships, and is still floating. Well, without repairs. However, the words fast, sturdy, and most of the times, even seaworthy, should not be used in the same sentence as this boat. But, its a good boat, and Barth wouldn't want any other. This stupid reluctance will probably end in his and his crew's death, but he's fine with that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday, December 13th

Recently Updated:
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Current Movie:
The Incredibles!

Incredible, and more!

 

 

 

Current Obsession:
Scrubs

 Still awesome. Tuesday at half past nine, bitches.

 


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