Link of the Moment:
Subversive Cross Stitch

A great present for Grandma!

Tidbit/Quote of the Moment:
Fake News: 1 Real News: 0

"You know what's interesting, though? You're just a big a dick on my show as you are on any show!" Jon Stewart to Tucker Carlson, on Crossfire.

   Assmaster 1. An individual who redefines idiocy and stupidity. John Basedow is an enormous Assmaster.
2. An individual with exceptional control over his/her flatulence. "I can sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star with my butt!" "Wow, you're a real assmaster!"

    Man-toot:  1. (n.)  The noise made when a trumpet is ejected from one's rear. Ex. In American Pie 2, Jim quickly removed the trumpet from his bum, creating a loud man-toot.  
2. (v.) The act of making a man-toot.

Current Movie:
The Incredibles!

Incredible, and more!

Current Obsession:
Scrubs

 Still awesome. Tuesday at half past nine, bitches.