Link of the Moment:
Subversive Cross Stitch

A great present for Grandma!

Tidbit/Quote of the Moment:
Fake News: 1 Real News: 0

"You know what's interesting, though? You're just a big a dick on my show as you are on any show!" Jon Stewart to Tucker Carlson, on Crossfire.

     Where I truly shine is in action. Out in the field, if you will. So, here are some of the more stellar, and recent, adventures as a digital conversationalist.    
 

    Samples of Caulk: My adventures in trying to aquire a free sample everyone's favorite household sealant.    

    IM me now for a free readin': So, I make a new screen name, MassaCleo, and I embark on my quest to give people free psychic readings. It went very well, in my opinion, so here's an excellent example of my escapades.

    Tech Help: Andrew and I decide to get a little AOL Live Tech Support...apparently my, um, hard drive was broken. 

Current Movie:
The Incredibles!

Incredible, and more!

Current Obsession:
Scrubs

 Still awesome. Tuesday at half past nine, bitches.