Link of the Moment:
Subversive Cross Stitch

A great present for Grandma!

Tidbit/Quote of the Moment:
Fake News: 1 Real News: 0

"You know what's interesting, though? You're just a big a dick on my show as you are on any show!" Jon Stewart to Tucker Carlson, on Crossfire.

   Lore:  Knowledge accumulated from past experiences. Things I've learned, and am hence passing on to you. Or, simply things that I make up, and feel that all should know. This, being the Hub of of All things Lorish, is where you will find the description of the numerous Lorish sub-sections.

     The Way Things Were:  The sum total of the section that was once My Complaints: Welcome to Hell and then morphed to The Way Things Are, before finally settling on The Way Things Were.  Its an alphabetical list of various things that annoy me, I can't figure out, or just piss me off. A list alone would be no fun, so each word is accompanied by a sizable explanatory entry. This was often hailed as the hilarious core of the old page, so it no doubt deserves its place here. Also, for those who have already read it, I have gone through it and made countless touch ups and edits, making it a much funnier piece.  

     Nostalgia: Telling stories is one of my most favored activities. So, in this feature, I recount the humorous adventures of my "crew" and I. If I ever get around to it.
 

Current Movie:
The Incredibles!

Incredible, and more!

Current Obsession:
Scrubs

 Still awesome. Tuesday at half past nine, bitches.