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Link of the Moment:
Subversive Cross Stitch

A great present for Grandma!

Tidbit/Quote of the Moment:
Fake News: 1 Real News: 0

"You know what's interesting, though? You're just a big a dick on my show as you are on any show!" Jon Stewart to Tucker Carlson, on Crossfire.

Features: The main attractions. Also known as: Things with some semblance of a regular update schedule, if I can whip my ass into updating shape. As this is the Features homepage, this is where you'll find the lowdown on the various sections within the Kingdom of Featuredom.

The Way Things Are: I tell it like I see it. Except when I don't like it, then I do my best to blow things out of proportion. I'm cool like that. Updated: Mondays, and Fridays, if you're nice to me.

Wit: My mind works in mysterious ways, and, basically, my words are worth their weight in comic gold, so whatever comes to mind to write about this week will be in here.

Question of the Week: A lot of things in this world don't make a rat's ass worth of sense, and I'm a curious guy. Here's where you'll see some of the questions that plague me daily.

Monday, December 13th

Recently Updated: The Way Things Are.

Current Movie:
The Incredibles!

Incredible, and more!

Current Obsession:
Scrubs

Still awesome. Tuesday at half past nine, bitches.

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