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Have you ever wondered what
your parents would do if they walking in on you “on the job?”
What would they say?
“Johnnie! Dinner is read- Jesus H. Christ! What are you doing?”
“What does it look like, Ma?”
“Now, stop that. I’m serious. Get off of that young woman.”
“Screw you, Ma.”
“You will not.... do me, young man!”
What would they do?
Slide their hands in and try to pry you apart?
Wouldn’t that border on something illegal?
That's the type of thing that scars people for life.
I suspect that this is actually the root of bin Laden's hatred:
“Now, stop that. I’m serious. Get off that goat.
It’s under age.”
He never recovered from being denied his one true love, Daisy, the
Mountain Goat.
In this enlightened
age, parents always warn about AIDS, HIV, and Herpes.
And the corporate scum that run our nation milk that for all its worth.
They advertise a new drug that can cure genital herpes in 3 days, not 5,
but it’s still contagious.
They go away, so your partner doesn't notice.
Until they start noticing unsightly growths;
And won't that be a bag full of fun to explain?
Then those immature freaks at
Sesame Street decided to make an HIV+ character.
Whoa.
How exactly are they supposed to explain that to the 3 year-olds?
I have no problem with trying to educate about STDs, (Sorry, STI's) but c'mon.
How many toddlers do you know that have multiple sexual partners?
Besides Stewie Griffin, that is.
Ever heard that your shoe size has something to do with your penis size?
What does that tell you about clowns?
You’d think they’d be getting all the ladies.
They could put their shoe size on their business cards-
"Bozo the Clown- Party Animal- Size 39 shoes, Baby."
Or what about Shaq?
With shoes that big, I'm surprised he can fit it in pants, much less
gym shorts.
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