For reasons entirely unknown, these ordinarily inanimate objects have taken on live
and minds
of their own. EGADS is the chronicle of their experiences.
 2 o' Spades:
The youngest in family of 13. The most "normal" of the bunch, he is
often stunned by his companions oddities, despite his constant exposure to
them. He's not slow, they're just that weird.
 Skull:
Bitter,
sarcastic, evil, and dangerous to have around. However, the danger comes
from his second-hand smoke, not anything he actively does, much to his dismay.
Unbeknownst to all, including himself, he possesses a massive intellect;
unfortunately, he only uses it to formulate plans to create danger, maim the
innocent, or take over the world.
 Mr Duck:
Being a Kindergarten teacher, Mr. Duck is more complex than your average
rubber ducky. Just moved to a new house with a pool, very excited. Well
meaning and good natured, but, as he is on the old side, a little behind on
the times. Recently got a new pair of glasses. He's trying to play the
intellectual card with ladies.
 Bouncy Ball:
One of the world's great mysteries. Happy almost constantly, and
easily amused. One would think that his happiness comes from his stupidity,
but in fact, when he is sad, his intelligence exponentially increases, and
he develops a biting, acidic, tongue. Bounces.
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