Shakira

I am confused as to why there is a song called "Hips Don't Lie". Hips also do not file taxes, yet no one is playing that song on the radio before and after every Enzyte commerical. Also, I was reading the other day, and apparently Shakira's hips also do not really speak Spanish and she was just pretending. I think that this is a very good idea and will probably run my next post through Babel-fish because not only will you then think that I am exotic and interesting, you will also have no idea whether or not I am writing complete and utter shite (unless you just run on the assumption that nothing has changed).
I have decided that I am going to write a song. It will be called "Hips Don't Work" and it will be a big lyrical middle finger to the MTV generation as well as my decrepid joints. I hope to make many new enemies.