April 1st

The best day to ask someone out is April 1st, because if they say no, you can just laugh in their face and say, "Haha! I'd never go out with you! You're ugly!"

Then, on the way home, you can take out your frustations by taking a dump on someone's doorstep, in the spirit of the holiday.

Dunno.

Hey, everyone. Long time no update.

You've noticed a difference, I'm sure. If you want to get back to the old site, there's still a link on the side. I'm not sure what the reason for the change is, I guess I just have to do it about once a year... it's not like I was updating anyways. Maybe this'll streamline things and change that, but I'm not making any promises.

Keep your eyes on this one.