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But, yes. When I tell people that my car (which I am still, in fact, too young to drive for several months) is a piece of crap, I get a variety of reactions. Mostly shared laughter, with a rare hint of superiority.

One reaction I get fairly often, however, is "at least it's a car", which is a sentiment I could not agree with more. The thing is, I don't think most people would view me as sane if I started running around saying what was on my mind ("HOLY SHIT I HAVE A CAR!!!ONE! I ROCK!") as I proceed to strip nearly nude and run across the nearest highway, flaunting my new acquisition.


If you think I'm obnoxious now, wait till I get my license